Amy: I don't know if it's you or the cats, but whoever is peeing on the rug in the bathroom, it has to stop.
Long pause
Me: Are you seriously suggesting that I might be peeing on the rug in my own bathroom?
Amy: I just don't think the cats would do that.
Long pause
Amy: I'm not saying you're doing it on purpose.
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I can't tell you how many of these type of conversations I have had with my wife.
Statements that start with the phrase "Are you seriously suggesting that..." can never be good.
I still suspect you. Mr. Meowgi is far too civilized!
[Nelson] Ha Haaa! [\Nelson]
Dude, we lived in the same apartment in college. It's possible that you accidently peed on the rug.
I'll tell you what I told her, there are no accidents.
Somebody needs to smell the rug. Cat pee has a very different odor from human pee.
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