Monday, December 1, 2008


Amy:  I don't know if it's you or the cats, but whoever is peeing on the rug in the bathroom, it has to stop.

Long pause

Me:  Are you seriously suggesting that I might be peeing on the rug in my own bathroom?

Amy:  I just don't think the cats would do that.

Long pause

Amy:  I'm not saying you're doing it on purpose.


SpoonerStreet said...

I can't tell you how many of these type of conversations I have had with my wife.

Statements that start with the phrase "Are you seriously suggesting that..." can never be good.

Amy said...

I still suspect you. Mr. Meowgi is far too civilized!

Jeff A said...

[Nelson] Ha Haaa! [\Nelson]

Pablo Guero said...

Dude, we lived in the same apartment in college. It's possible that you accidently peed on the rug.

mr. kyle said...

I'll tell you what I told her, there are no accidents.

Stephanie Phipps said...

Somebody needs to smell the rug. Cat pee has a very different odor from human pee.

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